Erotic Punning

motherfuckingshakespeare:

itslillli:

What happens when he’s your Romeo but you’re not his Juliet?

You survive the conclusion of the play and live to see a Verona not torn by familial discord.  

Everyone is mentioning Rosaline but like Romeo was very explicitly not ‘her Romeo’ like she wanted no part of that trainwreck
Also to the person who mentioned Mercutio thanks for the heartbreak.

itslillli:

What happens when he’s your Romeo but you’re not his Juliet?

You survive the conclusion of the play and live to see a Verona not torn by familial discord.  

sorry babes I have a really hellish school week so I’ll be pretty light on posting :(((

redcaffine:

Hamlet senpai

I’M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS

redcaffine:

Hamlet senpai

I’M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS

Not shakespeare but y’all should watch Carmilla the web series because it’s hella queer and supernatural and awesome and I know all my shakes people like the queer supernatural

Giveaway! 2000 Followers!

ALRIGHT! I said I was giving away Shakespeare socks and things in honor of passing 2000 followers, so SURPRISE vintageblondegeek! Send me a message so I can send you your socks and such! 

harshcriticism:

the sexual tension between every single literature teacher ever and william shakespeare

seemeinacrownandsuspenders:

My newest tattoo.

Have more than you show,
Say less than you know.

This is a Shakespeare quote from The fool in King Lear.

motherfuckingshakespeare asked me to post some pictures so here you go.

theoccasionaloctopus:

So I really just shouldn’t sext….

theoccasionaloctopus:

So I really just shouldn’t sext….

Who else is studying Hamlet?

anayanavarroapenglish:

It can be in another AP class, college/university course or independently.

Let’s spare the confusion & misunderstanding of the text by ourselves. We can figure this out together & find out what the hell Shakespeare is trying to say! Misery loves company.

My teacher have me an assignment to find 3 other people studying Shakespeare’s Hamlet so we can collaborate/experiment/create new ways of interpreting & analyzing Hamlet.

Like or reblog this post if you are in!!
LET’S DO THIS

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HOW TO SHAKESPEARE

literarymeangirls:

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quirkbooks:

Head to Twitter, and help us unveil the exclusive poster included in the William Shakespeare’s Star Wars Royal Box Set! 
One random person using the hashtag will win an advance copy of the hardcover box set. Go forth! 

quirkbooks:

Head to Twitter, and help us unveil the exclusive poster included in the William Shakespeare’s Star Wars Royal Box Set

One random person using the hashtag will win an advance copy of the hardcover box set. Go forth! 

seemeinacrownandsuspenders replied to your post “2000 FOLLOWERS”

Congratulation! By the way, I have just got a tattoo of a Shakespeare quote I saw on your tumblr!

not gonna lie my first reaction was panic like “what if they got one of those -Shakespeare, probably quotes tattooed on their body forever” but also holy shxt that’s so cool! you should submit a picture of it if you want!

nonchalantxfish:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

So I hit up quirkbooks and kill-shakespeare at nycc and I’m so hype to tell you all about their stuff! (as soon as I finish reading The Blood of Olympus)

why. just … why.

WHY NOT? 

nonchalantxfish:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

So I hit up quirkbooks and kill-shakespeare at nycc and I’m so hype to tell you all about their stuff! (as soon as I finish reading The Blood of Olympus)

why. just … why.

WHY NOT?