SHAKESPEARE IS FUCKING AWESOME

the-sockdrawer:

SHAKESPEARE SOCKS - $7.50 USD

Crew length socks with Sir William Shakespeare. Available here!

runecestershire:

watertightvines:

shredsandpatches:

runecestershire:

enoughiamagod:

runecestershire:

I could never get it figured if the Macbeths are supposed to have a kid or not. It really seems like they don’t, but Lady Macbeth specifically mentions having…

shakesankle:

shredsandpatches:

I just saw this video on John Oliver’s show — that’s the actual, real-life Prince of Denmark in the panda suit, and I bet your mind went to the same place when you read that phrase as mine did when I saw the clip.

PANDA SUIT HAMLET. SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Oh my God.

He would totally do it too. And everyone would know that it’s him because honestly, who else would get up to stuff like this? Besides obviously Horatio is the guy trailing along holding his hand. And Claudius would throw his hands up and be all like, “why do I even have to deal with this shit?” and Polonius would be tut tut-ing in the background until Hamlet accidentally-on-purpose bumps into him in the costume and makes him fall over and dear Lord, it would be glorious.

lovemexlikethat replied to your photo “yes microsoft word, I am absolutely talking about Shakespeare’s…”

How is titman even an option? The others make a roundabout sense but TITMAN? Srsly?

I got hung up on tampon but titman is even better. god bless whichever frustrated microsoft employee added that to the autocorrect dictionary

hotspurious:

O gentlemen, the time of life is short! 
To spend that shortness basely were too long, 
If life did ride upon a dial’s point, 
Still ending at the arrival of an hour. 
An if we live, we live to tread on kings; 
If die, brave death, when princes die with us.

A playlist for Henry IV Part I’s Hotspur || 8tracks

Shakespearean Selfies, part 3

goodticklebrain:

It’s been a while since we’ve checked in on our favorite Shakespearean characters’ social media feeds. Let’s see what they’ve been up to…


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The next time you photobomb someone, shout “SPEAK, HANDS, FOR ME!” as you do so. It will add a whole new level to the proceedings. 

If you missed parts 1 and 2, check them out here and here!

yes microsoft word, I am absolutely talking about Shakespeare’s play Tampon of Athens. nailed it. 

yes microsoft word, I am absolutely talking about Shakespeare’s play Tampon of Athens. nailed it. 

corrected Belarius to Belarus… I rock at edits… who wants to beta more than 40,000 words of shakespeare summaries for me?

ahawkandahandsaw:

shakespeare meme: {3/5} minor characters

The Bear, The Winter’s Tale

ahawkandahandsaw:

shakespeare meme: {3/5} minor characters

The Bear, The Winter’s Tale

andreastaubin:

Omg this shirtStrawberry SHAKE-speare *dying*

andreastaubin:

Omg this shirt
Strawberry SHAKE-speare *dying*

thegeekyblonde:

i’m going to be the most put together girlfriend ever i’m going to talk to my boy like don’t forget to pick up milk did you take your vitamins we have a stretching class at five have you killed king duncan yet

Editing stuff and came close to correcting dogberry to Dogeberry. like such constable, very malapropisms, wow! 

HOW TO SHAKESPEARE

motherfuckingshakespeare:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

motherfuckingshakespeare:

HERE’S THE LATEST SERIES OF THINGS. THIS IS YOUR SHAKESPEARE STARTER KIT. IF YOU PARSE THROUGH THESE A LITTLE BIT YOU’LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND A LOT BETTER OR AT LEAST BULLSHIT YOUR WAY THROUGH YOUR CLASS A LOT MORE CONVINCINGLY.

IF YOU WANT MORE INFO OR NEED CLARIFICATION LEMME KNOW. ALSO TELL ME IF YOU WANT A CLEAN VERSION OF A POST OR GRAPHIC TO USE AS AN EDUCATIONAL TYPE THING. YOU CAN FIND ALL OF THESE POSTS TAGGED ‘GENERAL’ &/OR ‘HOW TO’ 

UPDATED TO INCLUDE SOME NICE NEW STUFF LIKE USING PROPER CONJUGATION WITH THOU AND WHEN PROSE AND VERSE HAPPEN!

GONNA CONTINUE TO BE WEIRDLY OPTIMISTIC/ EVANGELICAL ABOUT EVERYONE MAKING IT THROUGH SHAKESPEARE

shakesankle replied to your post: Heck yeah!!!!

/throws a cake at you congratulations! :-))

*fumbles the catch* 

THANK YOU!!

Heck yeah!!!!

There are 1503 of you lovelies following me!!!! Like holy crap!!! Thank you all so much!!!