Erotic Punning

okay lovelies please make your charcuterie BEFORE stabbing Caesar, order of operations is key here

rhube:
“diggly:
“mamacastiel:
“why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in...

rhube:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

natequarter:

oh so when a bunch of roman senators kill their leader it’s #girlboss but when i, macbeth,

southerntinkerbelle:

angelofdumpsterfires:

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it’s almost that time of the year :)

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metis-metis:

theprofessional-amateur:

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Just friends and coworkers hanging out and planning a surprise for Caesar

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH

shimmervee:

statelywingmanor:

shimmervee:

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

sharkfish:

54-tyler:

I don’t advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

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marcantonysuggest:

rules for my new roman empire:

1. sexy people only (lepidus dont interact)

2. octavian will not overthrow me (pinky promise!!!!!)

3. i can go on vacation whenever i want

4. olive oil

daphnedumauriwhore:

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merry ides of march

mayhaps-to-dream:

both a soothsayer AND you wife tell you not to go to senate on the 15th of march

listen to them

head directly into the senate with truly so much confidence

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unrelated, but you are also julius caesar

coral-skeleton:

Hey, everyone going to the senate meeting on Wednesday, do you think we should do something for ceaser?


If so, what?

throw him a surprise party

give him a gift

give him a 🔪gift🔪

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thecraftybear:

berninisanders:

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Brutus committed to the bit 100%.