Who’s ready to make mistakes!
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.
I sure hope no one told him.
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
I don’t advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.
rules for my new roman empire:
1. sexy people only (lepidus dont interact)
2. octavian will not overthrow me (pinky promise!!!!!)
3. i can go on vacation whenever i want
4. olive oil
both a soothsayer AND you wife tell you not to go to senate on the 15th of march
listen to them
head directly into the senate with truly so much confidence
See Resultsunrelated, but you are also julius caesar
Hey, everyone going to the senate meeting on Wednesday, do you think we should do something for ceaser?










